April 1, Tata Maruti :(
April 2, Microsoft does not innovate...It buys an innovated product packages it with an existing Microsoft OS so that it cannot be unplugged and sells it at a higher price! Thats innovation for you....ala Microsoft!
April 3, Male mind functions on the principle of differential calculus, the female mind functions on the principles of integral calculus. Though both the things are diametrically opposite, they are very much complementary. One is incomplete without the other.
April 4, Behind every sucessful engineer, there is a substantial amount of coffee.
April 5, I am not anti-man, I am just pro-woman. Really, is it that difficult to understand?
April 6, To tell somebody that he is wrong is called criticism. To do so officially is called software testing.
April 7, Love is....giving someone the ability to destroy you but trusting them not to.....
April 8, Developer: There is no I in TEAM. Tester: BUGS cannot be spelt without U.
April 9, Lionel Messi....God's gift to football.
April 10, The most frustrating thing a developer can say to a tester...."It works on my machine"! Arey mag mee kay karu!
April 11, Project Manager mathematics....If one woman delivers a baby in 9 months, 9 women should deliver a baby in a month!
April 12, If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
April 13, I don't believe in love because love doesn't believe in me.
April 14, To the comment " I wish there was a machine that could wash clothes, dry them, iron them and hang them in a cupboard." who replies "Get a husband!" :)
April 15, If you think I am rude, you are absolutely right.
April 17, I have just realized how easy it is to give advice to others and yet so difficult to follow one's own advice!
April 18, After watching both phoonk1 and phoonk 2 I still don't get it why Ram Gopal Verma decided to call them Phoonk!!??
April 20, Before asking me if your smoking is bothering me....take a look at yourself, Dude! it's killing you.
April 24, All the people in this world can be classified into 4 categories - dumb playing dumb, dumb playing smart, smart playing smart and smart playing dumb. The question is ... Are you smart enough to play dumb?
April 27, I am missing konkanatla unhala, ambyacha, fansacha vaas, anganatli vihir,mogryache paat, mhashincha gotha, jambhul karvandachya baga, bagan madhe divas bhar khelna, dagdaani kairya padna, cycle varun firna, roz sandhyakali samudravar firayla jaana, mogra-aboli cha gajra laavun bazaraat basnarya kolini, amboli, laal maath, pej, maasli cha jevan, jevana nantar aangnaatlya khaati var padun chandra chandane pahana.....
April 28, Linda Goodman's first observation about Scorpio women goes like "She's magnetic, proud and totally confident. But she has one secret regret. She was not born a man" I so agree :)
April 29, Summer rain and the smell of water touching the parched earth! Heaven!
April 30, I wish there was a beach in Pune!
