Ten Reasons why men are dogs.

This is an original work by the blogger
Special thanks to Swati for her valuable inputs to the list. Thanks to a lot of men for the inspiration.

We keep saying "Men are such dogs", here's our attempt at justifying it in 10 ways -

10. The famous "kutte ki dum" and chhoro ki fitrat....
Chhoro ki fitrat kutte ki dum jaisi hoti hai tedhi ki tedhi.
A man's nature is like a dog's tail. Always crooked. No matter how much you try to reform them, they will always remain the same.

9. Dogs stray all the time and so do men. Easily and frequently.

8. All they want is a bitch...

7. You dangle a bone before a dog and he follows you panting everywhere you go. The moment a hot girl even talks to a guy as much as excuse me, could you pass me the salt at the cafeteria, well...you can see the similarity!

6. Dogs go sniffing all the time, even when they are not welcome. Most men do the same, it's just that some know how to do it more subtly than others.

5. Pat them a little, give them a bone or two and every time you say fetch, he will fetch, sit, he will sit.

4. Every time they see their friend with a better bitch...they say "Lucky dog!"

3. Highly territorial! They snarl ferociously at other dogs nearing their bitch but follow other bitches all the time.

2. Dogs are faithful to men but not to their partners. By same analogy man is faithful to his dog but not to his partner.

1. Men are dogs. Period.