This is an original work by the bloggerSpecial thanks to Swati for her valuable inputs to the list. Thanks to a lot of men for the inspiration.
We keep saying "Men are such dogs", here's our attempt at justifying it in 10 ways -
10. The famous "kutte ki dum" and chhoro ki fitrat....
Chhoro ki fitrat kutte ki dum jaisi hoti hai tedhi ki tedhi.
A man's nature is like a dog's tail. Always crooked. No matter how much you try to reform them, they will always remain the same.
9. Dogs stray all the time and so do men. Easily and frequently.
8. All they want is a bitch...
7. You dangle a bone before a dog and he follows you panting everywhere you go. The moment a hot girl even talks to a guy as much as excuse me, could you pass me the salt at the cafeteria, well...you can see the similarity!
6. Dogs go sniffing all the time, even when they are not welcome. Most men do the same, it's just that some know how to do it more subtly than others.
5. Pat them a little, give them a bone or two and every time you say fetch, he will fetch, sit, he will sit.
4. Every time they see their friend with a better bitch...they say "Lucky dog!"
3. Highly territorial! They snarl ferociously at other dogs nearing their bitch but follow other bitches all the time.
2. Dogs are faithful to men but not to their partners. By same analogy man is faithful to his dog but not to his partner.
1. Men are dogs. Period.
The day you limit yourself to your preferences and what you are use to, is the day that you are closing door of opportunities. Challenge yourself to change your weaknesses to your strengths.
December 1, 2010 at 11:10pm
We lived in farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're gonna live on the internet! (If we already aren't...)
December 5, 2010 at 9:15pm
There comes a time when you have to chose between turning the page and closing the book.
December 5, 2010 at 9:38pm
Just because I shut up and walk away does not mean that you've won or you're right, it just means that I don't have the time to deal with your crap.
December 7, 2010 at 9:02pm
"Chandler: For the last 24 years, the only response to "I Love You" has been "Oh Crap"!!!" - Friends
December 10, 2010 at 8:27pm
How would you know I was always on Facebook , if you weren't always on Facebook too!
December 15, 2010 at 12:05am
We've got to hold on to what we've got 'Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not. We've got each other and that's a lot for love -We'll give it a shot.
December 16, 2010 at 11:36pm
You don't know about my past and I don't have a future figured out And maybe this is goin' too fast And maybe it's not meant to last But what do you say to takin' chances? What do you say to jumpin' off the edge? Never knowin' if there's solid ground below Or a hand to hold or hell to pay What do you say?
December 19, 2010 at 12:46pm
Instead of raising your voice, raise the quality of your argument.
December 21, 2010 at 3:29pm
I am not rude, I am just brave enough to say what everyone else is thinking.
December 23, 2010 at 9:55pm
"there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." - Shakespeare
December 27, 2010 at 9:01pm
Noise in the sense of unwanted sound that has been a problem ever since Eve first elbowed Adam in the remaining ribs and told him to stop snoring.
December 28, 2010 at 8:50pm
The fact of the matter is that the kind of people who we are attracted to and the kind of people we settle down with might not always be the same.
December 29, 2010 at 9:55pm
