1. I am not a Salman Khan fan...I mean...All the things that Salman does that seem clownish, stupid, over-acting or just plain out of place and unnecessary in other movies....Chulbul Pandey is his Carte-Blanche to do all these things on screen. All those dance moves and weird things that seemed stupid else where look apt with this character.
2. Five minutes into the movie, when the first action sequence is going on and Salman pauses the entire fight sequence to dance on a ringtone and tells one of the goons "Achhi ringtone hai forward kar dena" ...the viewer understands "This movie is not going to have a story!...at all." Hence, after that one keeps no expectations from the movie and just laughs off everything weird. The set down is one of the best things in the movie. If you went through the movie expecting a great story, you'd be sorely disappointed! This movie is for watching not seeing! Just watch!
3. The dialogues in the movie are awesome! Be it "Kamini se yaad aaya bhaabiji kaisi hai?" or "Us Chhedi me itne chhed karunga ki wo confuse ho jaayega ki saans kaha se leni hai aur...". The punchy dialogues and hard hitting one liners are back with this movie! And Salman's comic timing is amazing!
4. The background score and the music is awesome too! Its catchy, pleasing on the ears, well written, well shot! Dabang, Humka peeni hai, tere mast mast do nain, Chori Kiya and we will save the best for the last..Munni! A great job by Sajid-Wajid. :)
5. Now that we have touched upon the songs it would be unfair not to praise the choreography! Farah Khan has outdone herself! :) Simply by letting Salman be Salman and integrate all his weird, clowny gestures into dance steps. I mean the hopping on one leg, the thing with the belt...one says, only you Salman, only you!
6. The action sequences, well, well...they seem to be a cross between a hollywood movie and our good old south movies! Amazing, Amazing! Unbelievably entertaining!
7. The hot bods! Sonu Sood and Salman set the screen on fire. Interesting thing is, Sonu displays his well toned, well oiled body throughout the movie where as Salman shows his only in a 5 min. action sequence towards the end. When Salman is enraged at the end, he just flexes his muscles and his shirt rips off and just flies away!! The entire theater went mad at this point of time!! :)
8. Yes, yes. Munni! She's amazing. Malaika starts the song very well, with her still amazing figure and dance skills. But when Salman enters, you have eyes only for him. You don't look at Malaika, such is his screen presence. Even in multiplexes the public comes on to the aisle and dances!
9. The fashion sense of the characters! It's kind of weird that this makes it to the top 10 reasons, but it's true! Dimple Kapadia's cotton sarees, Makkhi's floral bright printed shirts, Salman's formals in which he does all stupid stuff while looking perfectly formal :) And the Ray-Bans! Those beauties! :) They just add to the entire Chulbul Pandey image!
10. It's Salman! The trendsetter. When he took his shirt off, for the first time a lot of people wanted to have bodies like him and the body building and shirtless trend set in. Then there was the Tere Naam hairstyle. God! That was disgusting, still you could see people sporting it everywhere! The monkey washed jeans, the bracelets! He's made them all famous! So I wont be surprised if next people sport a Chulbul like moustache, or wear formals and that Ray-Ban :) I wouldn't even be surprised if mothers decided to name their kids Chulbul!
After all as Salman said "Hamara naam hamari personality ko shobha deta hai, Chulbul Pandey!"
has had a wonderful evening and a friendship day gift, an escalator trip :) Anyone who knows my escalato-phobia...Once up and once down Central is a BIG achievement! And then yet another pair of earrings :) I love a girls night (evening) out! Thank you gals :) August 1, 2010 at 9:53pm
Nowadays even Friendship comes with a little * in the corner... T & C apply. August 3, 2010 at 7:45pm
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen. August 4, 2010 at 7:20pm
Golden Rule #1 Never insist on your friends being friends with your boyfriend / girlfriend Golden Rule #2 Never have a boyfriend / girlfriend in your own circle of friends... Rule out any chance of a division of loyalty :) August 5, 2010 at 10:02pm I begin every Monday with the hope that we'll be one day closer to Friday by the end of the day! August 9, 2010 at 8:34am
The race to perfection has no finish line. So why bother running?! August 10, 2010 at 3:26pm
Pee Loon...Ki ab hai peene ka mausam....Happy Gataari! August 10, 2010 at 6:39pm
Giving up doesn't always mean that you're weak, sometimes it means you're strong enough to let go August 11, 2010 at 8:32am
'I' for India! August 14, 2010 at 8:25pm
It is easy to love a perfect person. Everyone does it. But love is not about loving the most handsome, charismatic person in the world....Love is to know all about the imperfections of a person and yet love him/her like he/she was the most perfect person in the world. August 16, 2010 at 8:25pm
PSL Calendar - Jis din khana 'ok' ho wo monday hai, jis din khane me soup ho wo tuesday hai, jis din khane me sweet ho wo wednesday hai, jis din khana kharab ho wo thursday hai and jis din khana wednesday se thoda kharab aur tuesday se thoda achha ho wo friday hai :) missing PSL :) August 17, 2010 at 7:17pm
My company owns my job. I own my career. August 17, 2010 at 7:35pm
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking that we used when we created them. August 19, 2010 at 9:58am
Smart people see opportunities through the windshields, stupid ones admire them in the rear view mirror! August 20, 2010 at 8:42am
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. August 20, 2010 at 4:53pm
Sometimes things that mean nothing to you could mean everything to me. August 22, 2010 at 7:53pm
My mother said "If you ever fight with your husband after you are married, don't think you can come and stay at your mother's place!" My brother said, "Di, come to my place and oh, get your kids too!" That's my brother for you :) Times like these I feel I am the luckiest sister in the world :) August 24, 2010 at 8:30am
Once upon a time I was one of 4000 people, now I am one of 4 million people! :) One in 4 million :) August 25, 2010 at 8:52am
Don't generalize. Every woman is different. August 27, 2010 at 9:46am
Sometimes we have to bring back laughter one smile at a time. August 30, 2010 at 11:23am
Instead of a prince on a white horse, can I have a vampire in a SUV? August 31, 2010 at 12:26pm
What triggers off this post is the FB status of one of my friends, who shared a walking in the bar joke. So here's sharing some very popular walking into the bar jokes with you guys
Disclaimers -
All jokes are 'borrowed'. No plagiarism intended.
If you do not understand a joke, ask for an explanation :) That's totally cool. I didn't understand a couple either.
Contributions welcome.
Helium walks into a bar & orders a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases." Helium just doesn't react.
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve superconductors here." The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve neutrinos in here." The neutrino says "I was just passing through."
A sandwich walks into a bar.. the bar tenders says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
Infinity mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders one beer. The second orders half of a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer. The bartender rolls his eyes and pours two beers and says, "Here, you work it out"
2x, x^2 and e^x walk into a bar. 2x and x^2 go into the integration room, while e^x sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes up to e^x and says, "Why don't you go into the function room and integrate with the others?" ..."It wouldn't make a difference", replies e^x.
A SQL statement enters a bar, walks up to two tables and says "can I join you?"
Another SQL enters the bar, the bartender asks him, "What can I get you?" He says, "No, I am just here for the view."
Neutron walks into a bar. Ask the bartender for a shot. Finishes and gets up to leave. "How much do I owe ya?" asks the neutron Bartender says "For you, no charge."
A proton walks into a bar and orders a quadruple shot of Bicardi 151 The bartender says "are you sure" The proton says, "I'm positive"
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?” The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu” “Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
Next time you walk into a bar, make your own line :)
