What triggers off this post is the FB status of one of my friends, who shared a walking in the bar joke. So here's sharing some very popular walking into the bar jokes with you guys
Disclaimers -
- All jokes are 'borrowed'. No plagiarism intended.
- If you do not understand a joke, ask for an explanation :) That's totally cool. I didn't understand a couple either.
- Contributions welcome.
Helium walks into a bar & orders a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases." Helium just doesn't react.
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve superconductors here." The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve neutrinos in here." The neutrino says "I was just passing through."
A sandwich walks into a bar.. the bar tenders says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
Infinity mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders one beer. The second orders half of a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer.
The bartender rolls his eyes and pours two beers and says, "Here, you work it out"
2x, x^2 and e^x walk into a bar.
2x and x^2 go into the integration room, while e^x sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender goes up to e^x and says, "Why don't you go into the function room and integrate with the others?"
..."It wouldn't make a difference", replies e^x.
A SQL statement enters a bar, walks up to two tables and says "can I join you?"
Another SQL enters the bar, the bartender asks him, "What can I get you?" He says, "No, I am just here for the view."
Neutron walks into a bar. Ask the bartender for a shot. Finishes and gets up to leave.
"How much do I owe ya?" asks the neutron
Bartender says "For you, no charge."
A proton walks into a bar and orders a quadruple shot of Bicardi 151 The bartender says "are you sure" The proton says, "I'm positive"
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
Next time you walk into a bar, make your own line :)
